I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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