Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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