you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
