nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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