theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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