Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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