you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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