i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
