Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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