What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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