This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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