Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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