drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
only you would photoshop your dick
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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