ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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