Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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