Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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