You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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