I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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