Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I fill condoms, not promises.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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