I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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