Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I am one with the molecules
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