he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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