I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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