i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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