if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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