Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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