He is an equal opportunity slut.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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