I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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