oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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