who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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