You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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