shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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