Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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