He felt like a one man threesome
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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