That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just had sex on a roof
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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