I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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