so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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