he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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