Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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