is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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