whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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