my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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