Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
