i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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