idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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