she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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