No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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