If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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