What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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