I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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