Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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