id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
