I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
