so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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