the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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