I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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