I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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